Monday, August 27, 2007
The Sound of Silence
"Hello darkness my old friend, I've come to be with you again...." y'all know that classic by Simon & Garfunkel.
This week marked the end of an era for me. My sister with whom I have lived for over 8 years finally left for the big apple and this time for a looooong stay. 8 years of sharing our dreams, bad work days, horror date stories and raising her 2 beautiful children together. I went for her farewell office party and almost broke down when her boss sung a karoake re-endition of "wind beneath my wings". She always introduced me as her baby sister as she did that night obviously not acknowledging the fact that Im over a quarter a century old like Mr. Back to Basics (happy belated). I will miss morphing into yellow ranger or playing the part of Kiara and the endless Lion King duets. I guess all good things really do come to an end.
Moving On.....
I went for the big brother eviction party at Phase 2 on Sunday. I was bored and they do have great nyama. Anyway Uncle Mitch was the MC and he decided to play a game of charades. The problem was he got a bunch of idiots including the anorexic chic from Showtime magazine ( Im just hating coz Im fat) . I thought she was blonde till they introduced her partner, a loud mouthed guy with a potbelly and the brain of a dinasaur. He thought he could actually get away with whispering the answers loudly to his partner. he even went on to argue about nothing with the MC.
They asked the simplest questions and alot of prize hungry people queued to try and answer. When I couldnt take the frustration anymore, I just got up and earned me a gift pack that I didnt really want.( Im too sexy for my shoes.......too sexy for....) Dont purge yet!
Anyway, the dynamite in a small package finally left the house to everyones joy. They should have labelled him the midget with a complex instead.
I have no kind words for people at the office today because the canteen has delayed my katogo and Im hungry and pissed.
Sad News
A friend of mine just went from being a battered galfriend to a battered fiancee. About a month ago her boyfriend beat her up, Last week, he showed up with an engagement ring looking apologetic. When I saw her she was in defiant mode, couldnt say anything to her that she didnt know already. I feel so powerless right now.

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posted by kissyfur @ 1:40 AM   15 comments
Thursday, August 9, 2007
Flirtations and Come ons
Im hooked to DSTVs channel 37 lately and Im not apologising for my wack taste in entertainment. So yes I have been watching Big Brother and all the other shows people hate like "Beauty and the Geek". Jack Bauer just doent jazz me, so Im not even going to pretend. I like shallow TV, the likes of E. Before you judge me too harshly, I have also repetitively watched all the shows on the History channel and Discovery. Like Tandra said, Im just a contradiction.
Anyway back to Big Bro, there is this gal Meryl from Namibia that people already love to hate. She is waltzing around in her underwear in the living room and you can imagine the reaction of the housemates and the viewers. and then there is the south african gal Lerato who is a spontaneous and hopeless flirt, Them Bertha from Zim who is soft spoken, intelligent and interesting too.
So these are 3 different kinds of sexy. The argument I had with my sister surrounding this was she didnt like Meryl very much because she was so obvious and apparently guys dont like that. But in all her obviousness, she gannered attention from the guys because there are guys out there who are not mind readers, they simply dont have the time or patience to decipher the "she likes me, she likes me nots". So gals like Meryl appeal to them because they make it easy, that doesnt make her a cheap w**** now does it???
As opposed to gals like Bertha who seem unattainable. Well granted they love the chase and the challenge of such conquests sometimes its not what its cranked up to be. I like gals like Lerato who strike the balance properly, not too obvious yet not to unattainable. In otherwords if I were a guy, I would date me. (hehehe)
Then the Ugandan gal broke down yesterday and downright lost it. Some teacher of hers in Primary school touched her inappropriately. Gave her low marks just so he could have quality time with her. sad really, but how could she reveal all that on day 3 of the show. Anyway I guess sometimes talking to strangers is better. But they need to get her a shrink. It made for good viewing last night.
plus
My 5 year old power rangers obsessed nephew woke me uo this morning to tape some paper contraption to his hand. I was trying to squeeze in a few last minutes of sleep to I mumbled something to the effect of, "will do it when I wake up". Then he goes on to say, "but you are already awake". I didnt Burge so he threw a tantrum and yelled...."you know what I have realised A, that you cannot help anybody ever, Now my day is ruined!" Then he decided mbu he is going to meditate and I thought good idea. Its no wonder people dont believe he is only 5, meditate my a**! Then he goes to his camping tent that we pitched in the empty living room and found that my diaper-free niece had peed all over his comic. His day was now ruined for sure.
Let me set about blog hoping. I hope someone is out there fanning the feud, its better than Diamonds Ensemble.

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