The Impenetrable Life: If you want to support a cause.....

Monday, August 25, 2008

If you want to support a cause.....

“Back in the day when I was young, I’m not a kid anymore but somehow ……..”
Never in my “ambitious” life did I ever imagine that when asked what I wanted to be when I grow up the answer would be,
A lay about, just chilling
And that’s exactly what I’m doing, Just chilling. Sleeping for 14 hours a day and watching TV for the rest. I’m not on leave if that’s what u are thinking, I really have discovered what I want to be in life.
And I would be fine with my decision except for that quarterly thing called rent, Geez the price we pay for freedom! So anyway I have to make rent while fulfilling my life’s dream and nobody seems to be paying me for lying about.

Things I have considered doing for rent

1. Faking a death in the family, didn’t know who to kill so I abandoned project
2. Getting myself a hajji, word has it they like kept women. The catch is I would have to consider converting to Islam and revising my dress sense.
3. I noticed my landlord is kinda sweet on me, seeing that he can’t express himself without touching me. But how do I get his wife in on this as well?????
4. Selling the fridge, if only it didn’t belong to my housemate….hmmmm
5. Creating a bloggers contribution fund. Would u guys seriously consider this??? Just imagine its as dire as say…a heart transplant or my brain has regressed.

posted by kissyfur @ 9:38 AM

9 Comments:

At August 25, 2008 at 5:55 PM, Felix said…

Just 4 firstie!
At August 25, 2008 at 5:58 PM, Felix said…

Uhmm,include ur bank A/C details darling!
On a random note! "..my brain has regressed..." I like that phrase,sounds very scientific!
At August 25, 2008 at 10:20 PM, Mr. B2B said…

Hehehe
Chillin like a villain huh!
i am sure many peeps would love to do the same...
At August 26, 2008 at 4:50 AM, Carlo said…

Shya, me I want to do something sensible with my money. Like, can you bake me a cake and I buy it? Or bake cookies? Or well, just cook for me and I'll buy your food. That's a business idea right? Also, I like to eat.
At August 28, 2008 at 5:29 AM, DeTamble said…

Well, for starters, how much is your rent?
At August 28, 2008 at 5:46 AM, Tumwijuke Mutambuka said…

When you find out how, give me a call. For real.
At September 15, 2008 at 6:51 AM, Petite Femme said…

weeks...how far with the rent?

I hope the death u faked isn't/wasn't yours. Appear now Miss.
At September 16, 2008 at 6:19 AM, RES said…

yes,
Dear God,
Speak to her word today.
Think into her thoughts today.
Work inall her deeds today.
This woman is yours to use, today and forever.

Amen..
At October 20, 2008 at 9:42 PM, lulu said…

am too amused to say more!

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