Dear Dr. Prassad,
Its alarming the heaps of potential I have in me and I know this because its all I hear from everyone who knows me. I often have the most brilliant of ideas, some of them destructive but generally progressive ideas. but whoever cursed me did a good number on me because I must be one of the laziest people I know for sure. It takes massive effort for me to even sit up for long. most of the time, Im just reclined really and ever since I can remember, getting me out of bed was always a tag of war. I used to have these recurring dreams where I always 'woke' up and got ready for work and I normally woke up on my way to the breakfast table. Only to find myself still in bed and an hour late. Most people would panic and rush out, I always found a way to rationalise it.

And so my common phrase is, "If you are late, just be late properly. 5mins, 1hr, whats the difference, Late is late!" Thats when I hatch up an excuse and sleep a little more. I postpone everything to the absolute last minute and barely make my deadlines. I know what I ought to do, I have prayed about, if I believed in witchcaft, I would have given it a try as well.
Please Dr. how can I get off my lazy ass and realise the dreams I have always had? Is there a medical name for my condition and if so how can I possibly cure me of this acute laziness?
It is ruining my life, please help me get my life back. Or I will be forced into an occupation that keeps me on my back.