Do colours have a sex? I met this guy srecently who has dreadlocks and the courage to wear a red shirt with white polka dots. Of course his sexuality was a constant debate. But I found him to be rather sexy as he teamed this shirt with a black fitting jacket and a a gorgeous butt in tight jeans. But then it started the argument among my friends about colours that are considered feminine and masculine. This guy was immediately labelled "gay" because he fancied polka dots which are apparently exclusive to women. Yet he carried it off with a swagger of a straight man and I strongly admired him, because he looked all suave in polka dots. And lately I have see alot of guys in pink shirts so I guess all color boundaries are being crossed right? Women have forever worn dark colours in all sorts of prints that would normally be considered male, like say pin stripes. So why do people find it so wrong for guys to wear polks dots or floral patterns? When is it safe to fart? Most people let out this silent one in a crowd knowing well that it will be hard to pin the villain. Now thats sooo wrong, inconsiderate and down rght punishable. So apparently the polite thing to do is excuse urself to the ladies, and last weekend at this pub, someone did do the right thing. She was safely tucked behind the toilet doors when she let out a not so quiet one. Unfortunatelythe people outside of the toilet door still found it criminal. So really when can I fart other than in the comfort of my bed at night? |
Socks....
Farting LOL!!!
I would love to see peeps opinions...